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The Regift Gift

After dealing with the initial dismay of the realization that I was slightly flirting with not only an unknown man but the kind of unknown man that would be out at 2am on a Sunday trying to solicit sex from a stranger (what else would explain the wrong number? Clearly there was a Jägerbomb stain over one of the numbers written in lipliner on a napkin) I thought about the label. Could there have been any other adjective that would have made me so wholeheartedly believe that the message was intended for me when all other signs (and uses of annoying short frms like peeps like chu lv to use when crunk) pointed to an errant dial? Continue reading

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